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why is it that i get mad at my boyfriend for looking at pictures of naked girls but i think its okay for him to watch porn as long as he doesnt keep it a secret from me 

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

My hair is so soft and fluffy. God, I cant stop touching it. Maybe thats why my hair gets greasy so fast. 

So sick of holding my tongue when people give me their bitchy attitude. So annoying!

a picture worth a thousand words

johnschos:

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im gonna send my girlfriend a sock bc i don’t have any hoodies

dobby is free